In support of prostate cancer research (I mean research to prevent and treat it, not research to spread cancer it!), I've made a huge personal sacrifice - I have shaved clean for the first time since 1995, and will be growing a mustache for the first time ever.
This is the goal of Movember: getting men to grow a porn 'stache to raise money for a good cause. Since one of my grandfathers was diagnosed with prostate cancer last year, coworkers were able to guilt me into shaving off my goatee in order to disgrace my face by growing a mustache for the first (and only) time in my life!
I'm too ashamed to post pictures right now. Plus, my chin is cold and how the hell do guys do this every day? I just about frigging sliced my lips open a dozen times while trying to get those stupid little hairs right at the edges of the mouth! Seriously, after one month of this torture, I'm growing back to the goatee!
Oh, and if you'd like to show support for my outward display and Beardly Sacrifice for men's health, feel free to donate!
Here's hoping that the Norwegian in me comes out so I can at least rock the 'stache for one month...