tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89978060014894644312024-02-01T18:55:27.190-08:00Evil Is UnderratedThe new home of the same old waste of time.sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-11003599858023324502012-07-22T10:24:00.001-07:002012-07-22T10:24:53.740-07:00Learning about myselfIt's amazing what you can learn about yourself on the internet. Thanks to <a href="http://smbc-comics.com/">Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal</a> comics, today I discovered that I am no standard nerd - I am an Alpha Nerd!<br />
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<br />sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-78541429900244356232012-06-18T23:07:00.000-07:002012-06-18T23:07:22.063-07:00Skepticism and sports<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So the <a href="http://devils.nhl.com/">New Jersey Devils</a> lost to the <a href="http://kings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=632297&cmpid=tw-infographic-0521">Los Angeles Kings</a> in game six of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Stanley_Cup_champions">2012 Stanley Cup</a> Finals (congratulations, Kings. The refs wrapped up the final game for you and you took it to the bank).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">During my enjoyment of the Devils' run to the finals, I employed the handful of rituals that I generally observe in an effort to exhort my team on to playoff success. These customs have morphed and expanded somewhat over time, building on what seemed "successful" in the past.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">These rituals include obvious things like wearing team colours (my #30 Martin Brodeur jersey that I purchased in 1995, and my 2000 & 2003 Stanley Cup champions hats), drinking a beer per period in my 2003 Stanley Cup champs mug (the 750ml volume means if the game goes into OT I'm heading to work the next morning with a hangover!), and munching on peanuts during the game.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If the Devils score a goal or win the game, my dog is rewarded with a peanut treat (which is a variation on when I used to have pet rats instead of a dog) and I hit the play button on Hammer (a mechanized plastic mouse with a helmet, jersey and hockey stick that dances to "The good ol' hockey game").</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">There are a few other actions I practice as part of my playoff rites, but you get the idea. This year however, my wife snapped a couple of photos of me performing my rituals and commented, "You're the most superstitious atheist I know!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">This of course led me to review exactly why it is I perform these idiosyncracies while watching a hockey game. Do I really think that these actions will affect the results of what is happening in a hockey rink thousands of kilometers from my house? Certainly not. So why act out these peculiar traditions?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I think part of it is to feel a little more "involved" in the game instead of merely watching it passively. It creates a sense of responsibility and builds a greater (albeit false) connection to the team resulting in a greater emotional investment. Thus, the little rituals provide that extra collective elation when my team is winning because it makes me feel like I've contributed in some small way to team success instead of merely watching images on a TV screen. On the flip side, it can be a sense of comfort when my team loses, because missing a ritual or doing one improperly becomes the reason why the favored team wasn't ultimately successful, avoiding the reality that the rival team was just a better team.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So then, my customs have some similarities to religious rituals: they offer a sense of community, build emotional attachment, and offer comfort when disappointment strikes. And, just like religion, they are also complete bullshit.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">However, my rituals are fun, I don't really believe they have any actual power, and I certainly don't try to force my little traditions on anybody else or demand respect for my silly practices. So they are also very unlike religion.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Am I a hypocrite for claiming to be a skeptical atheist, yet observing these little superstitious acts? I don't know. I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure that it shows I'm more than a little weird because, after all, shouldn't enjoying the game of hockey be enough?</span><br />
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Sadly, I'm only certain of about 70% of the people on the left, and I do know who the person on the right is. But still, us nerds have to say stuff like this to make ourselves feel at least a little better than the average person (we call you "normies").</div>
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Hmmm, that doesn't quite fully capture the emotion that I wish to express to you after I read your comment that "<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2012/05/15/flaherty-no-bad-job.html">There are no bad jobs. The only bad job is not having a job.</a>" I'll have to dig deep and quote from an eloquent song by the Canadian band <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpqbHUiabc">Strapping Young Lad</a>:</div>
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<i>"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"</i></div>
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I currently work in the IT industry, making about 10% less than the average wage for a single-income Canadian family. My loving wife, stricken with a number of health issues, has been apparently struggling at a "bad job" for a number of years now, since she's not able to work at this time, and may not be able to for the foreseeable future.</div>
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Back when my wife's health issues originally surfaced, my income was insufficient to cover our mortgage payments, and within a year we were forced to sell our house and move a thousand kilometers away into a mobile home so that I could chase down work that would eventually pay me enough for us to live off of. Over the next six years, as I worked my way up the ladder at work to my current level, mere survival required us to incur a fair amount of debt that we are now struggling to pay off.</div>
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To make our lives even more interesting, in the last year the company that employs me merged with (by which I mean we were "acquired" by) a larger company in the same industry from the lower mainland. We employees have been assured there will be no job losses, but it is common knowledge as to what can happen to employment positions when there is duplication of responsibilities in a pair of newly merged companies. </div>
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Sadly, my wife and I currently live in a place where there isn't a vast number of companies clamoring for IT technicians. If something were to happen with my job, it's quite reasonable to believe that I will be unable to find work in my field of expertise that pays the same amount that I make currently. If this were to happen, I don't really want to think of the consequences of settling for less income, but I assure you that within short order, our financial situation would easily spiral out of control. We sure as hell can't afford to move anywhere else in the hopes of better employment opportunities. Perhaps I'm expecting too much when I assume the Canadian Finance Minister should understand what the phrase "working poor" means.</div>
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Finally, the one reason that you have drawn my ire, Mr. Flaherty, and why your party is <a href="http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/15/tories-backing-away-from-jim-flahertys-no-bad-job-ei-comment/">reaping the whirlwind</a> about your remarks that Canadians should be willing to settle for less instead of relying on Employment Insurance (EI) to bridge the gap until they find reasonable employment, is that I've been working and paying into EI for over fifteen years now. During those years, I have never drawn a single cent from the program that was created in order to help Canadians survive through difficult economic times. Canadians are entitled to withdraw money from a program that many of them have paid into for years without receiving any benefits from.</div>
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You've essentially insulted all of us hard-working Canadians by insisting that we are lazy and undeserving of the money that your government mandates be set aside to assist us at the time in our lives when we need it most. I'd suggest you think hard about how your Compassionate Conservatism sounds to the average Canadian before you open your mouth again. If not, I sincerely hope my fellow voters kick your ass out during the next federal election.</div>
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I'll happily suggest that you can go back to driving a taxi instead of collecting your gold-plated government pension.</div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-1231526040154313052012-05-05T22:54:00.000-07:002012-05-05T22:55:12.798-07:00Dude, my hands are huuuuge... Or are they tiny?In the great grand scheme of things, it can be difficult to wrap your head around concepts such as the incredibly massive objects filling out the expanse of the universe, down to the infinitesimally tiny building blocks that make up those objects.<script type="text/javascript">
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This is why I appreciate people like Cary and Micheal Huang, who produced a pretty cool interactive representation of the size of the components of the universe. <a href="http://htwins.net/scale2/">Check it out</a>, it's informative and a little bit fun.</div>
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Science!</div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-80871950769767898672012-04-15T21:00:00.006-07:002012-04-15T21:09:58.738-07:00Clearing the cobwebs<span style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; text-align: left; ">It's been almost two months since I put anything new up. I'm going to retreat to my usual defense: a busy home life and lack of impetus to blog lately. It's not like I can complain that there's any lack of interesting things to blog about, it's mainly been that thanks to a relatively recently acquired sense of responsibility, I've been focusing on more important things than poisoning the blogosphere with my thoughts.</span><script type="text/javascript"> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">The one big piece of news (for me, anyways) during this blogging absence was that my hockey team won it's beer league division championship!</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7HpWxvkBCP5HH35e0Z59TWS35ohGvZQ7g_i3xm29UXvXGApGTP9uKb7rHrpk_UulsXkMId2N19fF2_MHbR02-EWLNtIHTLBqI9JNDlpRUxgCwvwGB5WuWC1p142Ifx6JoXQObIToTuYyQ/s1600/Whiskeyjacks+2012+OCHL+Div+2+Champs.jpg" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7HpWxvkBCP5HH35e0Z59TWS35ohGvZQ7g_i3xm29UXvXGApGTP9uKb7rHrpk_UulsXkMId2N19fF2_MHbR02-EWLNtIHTLBqI9JNDlpRUxgCwvwGB5WuWC1p142Ifx6JoXQObIToTuYyQ/s400/Whiskeyjacks+2012+OCHL+Div+2+Champs.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5731845481380865474" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px; " /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-size: 100%; ">Thanks to a recent comment, I plan on finishing a long-over due post, and eventually I hope to return to a semi-regular schedule of updates.</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">Carry on.</div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-59837020158617184872012-02-22T21:56:00.004-08:002012-02-27T22:17:49.040-08:00Women's WorkA couple of weeks ago, my wife had to go under the surgeon's knife. Thankfully, the surgery went well, and her recovery has been proceeding pretty much according to plan, which of course is excellent news.<script type="text/javascript"> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script><div style="font-style: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; ">However, due to the nature of the medical procedure she received, I've basically had to take over every aspect of maintaining the house, from cooking three meals a day, vacuuming, laundry, dishes, walking the dog, cleaning the cat box, etc. My wife is pretty much only capable of getting up to do minor puttering, like going to the washroom or dropping a dish or two into the kitchen sink. I have to take care of everything else, which is certainly not something I'm accustomed to (nor is she - it's painfully obvious that she's just as frustrated at my feeble attempts at housework as I am trying to perform those tasks).</div><div style="font-style: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; ">Occasionally, the patriarch in me rears its ugly head (it used to be a lot stronger back in my teens and twenties) and I get all pissy about being forced to perform all this menial "womens' work". Thankfully, shortly afterward my inner tantrum, my equalitarianism kicks the misogynistic part of me back into submission, and I realize just how much effort my wife must put in to taking care of me, the house, our pets, and our belongings.</div><div style="font-style: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; ">Truth be told, I'm barely accomplishing a quarter of what she usually gets done in a day, and it's every bit as wearying as a full eight hour shift at work.</div><div style="font-style: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-style: normal; ">So, to my wife: thanks for everything you do. I'm sorry that sometimes it takes situations like this to make me recognize the effort you put in at home. I'll definitely complain less often when you ask me to perform any number of housework later in the future.</div><div style="font-style: normal; "><br /></div><div><i>PS: Get better soon.</i></div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-44707099905805055202012-01-27T12:38:00.000-08:002012-01-27T13:23:45.777-08:00Geek Hypocrite No LongerI've been languishing for three years now, toiling in an IT department utterly devoid of True Geeks. Nobody in my department has read the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy">Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy</a>, I'm the only person who played (and would continue to play, if given the opportunity) <a href="http://www.wizards.com/DND/">D&D</a>, and my <a href="http://arkhambazaar.com/oddities/other/cthulhu-fish">Cthulhu fish</a> car emblem only received confused "what the heck is that" looks from my coworkers.<br /><br />Sure, when I introduced my cohorts to <a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-it-crowd">The IT Crowd</a>, it became immensely popular around here, but four short seasons of it wasn't able to displace their favorite shows like Two And A Half Men (pre-Kutcher, if that means anything) and Sons Of Anarchy. (They also like Big Bang Theory, but that doesn't count, because most of it's jokes are the audience laughing <span style="font-style: italic;">at </span>the geeks, not identifying with them.) All my coworkers think <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187664/">Spaced</a> is too boring , and they're all surprised that anybody still listens to <a href="http://www.weirdal.com/"> Weird Al </a>(and seemed to think it odd I went to see him in concert a week after I started working here). There's not even any point in attempting to spark a Star Wars versus Star Trek war (a generally quintessential topic in any computer department) here at work. You're better off sparking animosity by playing up the Battle Of Alberta, pitting our Oilers fans against the lone Calgary Flames supporter. Don't get me wrong, I like my hockey, but I'm pretty sure my coworkers long ago became deafened to my complaints that our IT department is not geeky enough.<br /><br />That said, I harbour a deep, dark geek secret, of which I've been ashamed for at least ten, if not twenty, years. I'm not certain it's wise to admit this, especially on the internet, where nothing is ever forgotten, but this needs to be brought out into the light, in order to properly deal with and dispel the horror.<br /><br />Over the last decade, I enjoyed the movies immensely as they came out, and I considered them epic triumphs of fantasy movie making, but it is time to reveal a terrible truth.<br /><br />Deep breath. I can do this. Phew! Who knew this would be so difficult? Okay, here it is:<br /><br />I've never actually read anything written by Tolkien. (Please let me keep my "White & Nerdy" hoodie!)<br /><br />I started reading The Fellowship Of The Ring back in middle school, but I don't think I ever actually finished it. I certainly recalled almost nothing of the plot when I joined my wife, my cousin Shawn, and my mom in going to an Edmonton theater to see the initial Peter Jackson incarnation of the Lord Of The Rings released in 2001. At the time (and ever since then), I was too ashamed of admitting to my kith and kin (not to mention anyone else) that, despite being the family nerd, I hadn't read the series.<br /><br />Fast forward to December 2011, when Peter Jackson gifted (or tortured, take your pick) his fans by releasing a trailer for upcoming film The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. I enjoyed the Lord Of The Rings movies so much, that I could barely contain my excitement at seeing the prequel laid out in similar fashion. However, there was one thought tempering my enthusiasm for the upcoming film.<br /><br />A number of times in the following month I found myself reading and revisiting various nerdy internet discussions I had previously scanned over, mostly regarding how true Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy had (or rather, hadn't) been to the source material. Spurred on by those discussions, and driven by the fact that, almost invariably, original books are vastly superior to the movies inspired by them, I determined that I would read The Hobbit before the film was released.<br /><br />Realizing that I hadn't actually read a book in years (beyond the 4th edition Player's Handbook and Dungeon Master's Guide, plus various computer technical manuals in PDF form), I guessed that it would probably take me at least a month to read. Coupled with my well developed and vast capability to procrastinate, I decided that if I pledged to read The Hobbit in January, I might just have a chance of finishing it by the film's December 2012 release date. It turns out I need not have worried.<br /><br />At first, I found the book a bit difficult to get into, as it wasn't quite what I was expecting. After over twenty years of D&D (and D&D-esque) books, manuals, and video games, a fair amount of the book seemed quaint, and even downright non-canonical in places. But Tolkien is one of the greatest sources for modern fantasy and role playing, and eventually I found I couldn't put the book down. Four nights after starting, I read the last lines of the book and flipped to review the map of Mirkwood that mark the final pages of the novel.<br /><br />My thoughts? The book was good. I liked the characters and atmosphere. There wasn't quite as much detail or action as I was expecting, but overall I definitely enjoyed myself, and wonder why it took me so long to get around to reading even one book of this iconic series. I certainly will continue on to read the three Lord Of The Rings novels.<br /><br />Mostly, though, I just can't wait to see how badly Peter Jackson screws the story up.<script type="text/javascript"> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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(I assume it's because I avoid the NHL All-Star game like the plague) I'm now struggling to figure out if this is the most awesomely horrid cross-promotion I've ever seen, or if it is a brilliant plan designed to suck out the final remnants of pride left in the game of hockey.<br /></div><br />The <a href="http://guardianproject30.com/">NHL Guardians</a>, presented by Stan Lee. Superheroes based on hockey teams? How could this possibly go awry?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2TebuA4EAw" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">I found a second video that is way overlong but shows all 30 Guardians in glorious computer rendering, and it helpfully points out each champion's super powers:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5Qw8ztruhM8" allowfullscreen="" width="420" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">In case you don't want to watch the videos, I will note that there are a few things that were worth braving the hideous concept:<br /><br />The <a href="http://c0389321.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/bios_full_canadien.jpg">Montreal Canadien</a> looks like a red-themed Cobra Commander. Awesome!<br /><br />The <a href="http://c0389321.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/bios_full_canuck.jpg">Vancouver Canuck</a> looks like Batman, but with an orca fin on his head. Appropriately moronic for a Vancouver mascot!<br /><br />I was disappointed to see the <a href="http://c0389321.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/bios_full_islander.jpg">Islander</a> doesn't look like Captain Highliner, and strangely, the <a href="http://c0389321.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/bios_full_oiler.jpg">Edmonton Oiler</a> has a skill called "environmental empathy." Is that like "<a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/worldview/canadas-ethical-oil-push-gets-tarred-in-british-papers/article2251918/">ethical oil</a>"?<br /><br />Clearly, there's no idiotic level that the NHL will not stoop to in an attempt to sell it's "product." Can we please get rid of Bettman, or at least request the league fire the current crop of ten year olds running the marketing department?<br /><br /></div></div><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script></div></div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-53927245318044252392011-12-15T22:32:00.000-08:002011-12-15T22:41:35.804-08:00On this day...Ninety-five years ago, my grandfather was born in a small Canadian prairie town. He died this year, just under seven months short of his 95th birthday.<div><br /></div><div>As I got older, I learned that he wasn't the perfect person I thought he was in my youth when he was spoiling me like his golden child. Despite this, he passed away with more friends than any other man I've known. He also still turned out to be my hero, even though he was one of the most obstinate, opinionated jerks I've ever met. The best champions are always the flawed ones, anyways.<br /><script type="text/javascript"> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script><div><br /></div><div>We miss you, Earl. This whiskey's for you.</div></div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-82888783267534624022011-12-15T22:22:00.000-08:002011-12-15T22:31:51.039-08:00All dressed up...<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Hitchens">Christopher Hitchens</a> <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gQ0j8h-nML_RU6jevXpgHdkSdFng?docId=c71327f351b54a51973676449e79fb5a">has died.</a> <div><br /></div><div>Love him or hate him (and I'd suggest a lot more people despised him than adored him), he was hard to ignore.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hitch was a gifted wordsmith, and even though I disagreed with him on a great many subjects (outside of his atheism), I found it difficult to ignore his opinions. At any rate, the world is a lot less witty after losing him.</div><div><br /></div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-60500727567651250152011-12-15T15:46:00.000-08:002011-12-15T15:52:00.478-08:00Good? Evil? Awesome?My wife sent me this the other day, and I think it's definitely worth passing along:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/378150_2587782726251_1005042444_2679994_1150831257_n.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 643px; height: 595px;" src="http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/378150_2587782726251_1005042444_2679994_1150831257_n.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />She's got good taste in humour <i>and</i> men!<br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-50397593918200265342011-11-23T13:00:00.000-08:002011-11-23T13:04:38.311-08:00We are the 99% (of Tolkien Fans)And as such, we should all support the Occupy movement, since we understand what happens when a great evil threatens the whole of Middle Earth.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6236/6265220203_d9c333304b.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6236/6265220203_d9c333304b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />(Thanks, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamison/">Jamison Weiser</a>)<br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-88597735563520320902011-11-23T11:55:00.000-08:002011-11-23T12:00:35.334-08:00If I were twelve years old...I would think that full-size MarioKart karts would be awesome. Thankfully, I have the mentality of a twelve-year old when it comes to classic video games, so I do actually love this video. Let's get those out of the showroom and onto the track and check out the performance! How long until these make it into the production line?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kUwaIy2FNe0" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="315"></iframe><br /></div><br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-66071669800139702042011-11-22T21:44:00.001-08:002011-11-22T21:53:23.956-08:00Token monthly postTo the family members that continue to forward right-wing talking points, ridiculously outlandish stories, or emotional pleas to forward emails to raise awareness for a missing child/horrendous disease/conspiracy theory despite my varying snarky responses or links to Snopes, please accept the following video response. Remember it every time your cursor hovers above that Fwd button.<br /><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KCSA7kKNu2Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-15294140655769585962011-10-25T13:56:00.000-07:002011-10-25T13:59:57.696-07:00Monthly updateI can't believe October is almost gone already, and without a single post yet! New content has been so sparse, it's starting to look like <a href="outofthegdwaye.wordpress.com">George's</a><a href="outofthegdwaye.wordpress.com"> blog</a> around here.<br /><br />My excuse? I've just been crazy busy lately, playing hockey three times a week and, thanks to a huge phone project at work, spending at least one evening working overtime until 10 PM every week since the start of the month.<br /><br />The phone project runs until the end of November, but I might quit one of my hockey leagues to free up an extra night, so hopefully I can get back to posting at least semi-regularly.<br /><br />I've got a long way to go before I can catch up to some of the other blogging freaks out there, who manage to hold down full-time jobs, spend time with their families, play video games, immerse themselves in artistic hobbies, and <span style="font-style: italic;">still </span>find the time to comment on substantial subjects at least two or three times a day. Maybe I just need to up my posting volume to 95% cute animal video filler. Right <a href="http://freethoughtblogs.com/lousycanuck/">Jason</a>?<script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-89002788243354330782011-09-28T09:07:00.001-07:002011-09-28T09:31:13.409-07:00History will never be the sameI enjoy looking at old hand-drawn reproductions of cities and environments. Besides admiring the artistic talent required to create the pictures, viewing them is a method of traveling back in time to see what places may have looked like, letting you compare how human "progress" can affect the world around us. We can also gain insight into how people from those times viewed the events happening around them, evidenced by the number of recreations of disasters. These drawings remind us of the risks associated with carving a living from the planet, and can act as a warning that destruction can strike at any time, and sometimes from some unexpected sources.<br /><br />Who could forget the <a href="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chicago-great-fire.jpg">Chicago Fire</a>?<br /><a href="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chicago-great-fire.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 510px; height: 411px;" src="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/chicago-great-fire.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Or the <a href="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Monster-Attacks-Pittsburgh.jpg">trampling of Pittsburgh</a>?<br /><a href="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Monster-Attacks-Pittsburgh.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 550px; height: 355px;" src="http://www.megalazors.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Monster-Attacks-Pittsburgh.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>These images, and more, are available as prints from <a href="http://www.megalazors.com/entertainment/alternate-histories-of-doom">Mega Lazors</a>. It's history, only geekier.<br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-76366488744969848692011-09-26T20:56:00.000-07:002011-09-26T21:35:25.963-07:00Adventures in all grain brewingApologies to my four regular readers, this is another post on homebrewing.<br /><br />I have now brewed four batches of all-grain beer. It's definitely a lot more work that using the beer kits that I have used since I started in January of 2010, but there's a certain pride that comes with making a foodstuff from scratch, and being able to honestly state, "I made this."<br /><br />I started with two pale ales, followed by a brown ale, then back to another pale ale. I chose these recipes because they're relatively simple, and I want to get the techniques of batch sparging and boiling wort down before I progress to more difficult beer styles.<br /><br />How have things progressed? Well, my first pale ale, I'm afraid to say, had all the hallmarks of rookie production. My efficiency was barely above 50% (meaning I barely got half the sugar out of my malt that I should have. I'd like to aim for 70-75%.), and my mash temperatures were too low, which probably explains why my beer only fermented about halfway before stalling. I also wound up with a lot hoppier flavour than I was expecting. It's not a big deal, since I like hoppy beers, but I just wasn't expecting it to be that bitter.<br /><br />For my second pale ale, I was able to fix some issues with my mash temperatures, and I hopped it a lot lighter, but my efficiency was still floating around 60%. It fermented out fullly, and after bottling it last week, it seems to have turned out nicely. A little drier than I was expecting, but still good and within style guidelines. I racked my first, partially fermented pale ale onto this beer's "good" yeast cake, but that didn't seem to help at all.<br /><br />I thought I did everything perfectly for my brown ale (although my efficiency was still around 60%) but it's fermentation has stalled halfway through, exactly like my first pale ale. This is almost a tragedy, because flavor-wise, this beer is <span style="font-style: italic;">exactly</span> what I was aiming for. I've done a bunch of searching on the 'net and found some recommendations to fix a stalled fermentation. Hopefully it turns out.<br /><br />My last pale ale, I don't know what I did different, but my efficiency hit 80%. I was expecting a starting gravity of about 1.042 and wound up with 1.054 instead. This means I was aiming for a 4.5% ABV ale, but I could wind up with a 6% ABV beverage (not that I'm complaining). I used yeast nutrient with and oxygenated the <span style="font-style: italic;">hell </span>out of the wort, but I used a different yeast, a <a href="http://www.wyeastlab.com/hb_yeaststrain_detail.cfm?ID=7">WYeast 1098</a> that that I washed from an English bitters kit I brewed in the spring. I created a starter for it to wake the yeast up, but two days into the fermentation, it doesn't look like there's a lot of activity going on. I'll measure the gravity Wednesday to see if things are progressing.<br /><br />What do I think of all grain brewing thus far? Well, I love the technicality of it - there are just so many options you can change to affect the flavour of the beer, but it's almost a little overwhelming, especially when you're a rookie trying to troubleshoot problems with your fermentation. Now that the weather is getting too cold to spend six hours outside mashing and boiling, it'll be back to brewing beer kits for the winter.<br /><br />I'll appreciate the simplicity of kit brewing for a bit, but I'll wager I'll be chomping at the bit to get back to all-grain in the spring.<br /><br />I will, however, take suggestions on beer styles for my last all-grain beer to be brewed in 13 days' time. Any recommendations?<br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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It be apropos, too, since today, thanks to the landlubber <a href="http://drdawgsblawg.ca/2011/09/deep-integration-the-next-phase.shtml">Doc Dawg</a>, I did find that the scurvy dog of a PriMin'ster o'Canada, Stephen "Blackheart" Harper, be happily makin' plans to be forcin' <a href="http://www.theprovince.com/news/Officials+prepare+unveil+North+American+border+security+project/5409916/story.html">Canadian autonomy to walk the plank</a>.<br /><br />Seems th' Cons in power here been schemin' wit' the Prez o' them United States to allow the Queen's navy to cross the border soutwards, in return for allowin' the longish arm o' the Amerikin law to reach up in ta Canada, unner the guise o' chasin' down terrists an' protectin' the public from varyin' forms o'piracy. He s'posedly be doin' this inna hopes of convincin' that Republikin lap dog Obama to open up th' border to more trade. But the way the Yanks been tossin' their freedoms and due process overboard to the sharks be makin' me fear they be exportin' even more of the US-type prison system up northwards.<br /><br />Seriously though, all pirate-talk aside, we all know precisely what is going to wind up happening if American police are allowed to chase criminals into Canada. American conservatives are freaking out about the thought of UN or Sharia law being implemented in the States, neither of which is even remotely possible at any point in the near (or distant) future. Ten days ago, <a href="http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2011/09/09/sneak-and-peek-warrants-not-used-for-terrorism/">Ed Brayton pointed out</a> that the Patriot Act, which was supposed to allow National Security Letters and sneak & peek warrants to fight terrorism, has been used overwhelmingly in drug investigations. Seriously, it's not even close. They've been used 15 times to investigate terrorism, 122 times for fraud, and 1,618 for drugs. I expect the exact same thing to happen with allowing American police to come into Canada.<br /><br />Love him or hate him, the whole Marc Emery extradition saga was a slap in the face of the authorities in the American drug war. Essentially, Marc Emery was arrested and extradited to the U.S. for sending marijuana seeds through the mail, something which is not a crime in Canada. Obviously, Canada has a slightly more relaxed attitude to drugs, especially marijuana, than the United States does. Hell, we briefly flirted with decriminalizing it in the early 2000's, until the United States flexed their muscle with the Liberal government of the time in a successful bid to kill the bill.<br /><br />Stephen Harper has been working to introduce minimum sentencing rules and increase the penalties for drug offenses, especially targeting cannabis, and he's building more prisons, so one can expect that he's planning more legislation to fill those prisons. However, due to the general Canadian acceptance of cannabis use (a 2009 Angus Reid poll had 53% of Canadians agreeing with the statement, "The use of marijuana should be legalized"), it might cost him politically if he were to pursue a drug war with too much zeal.<br /><br />If the Conservatives can't convince Canadians to embrace the war on drugs, the next best thing would be to almost literally import the American war on drugs into the Great White North. The ability of American drug enforcement to enter Canada while investigating drug crime is the simplest way to bring US drug law across the border.<br /><br />I don't do drugs, but even the idea of that sends a chill up my spine. Most worrying: once American cops have their foot in the door, what's to stop them from expanding those powers? Once those powers are in place, what Canadian government could possibly stand up to the US government, the gatekeeper for our largest trade market who could decimate our economy in an instant by closing the border, and tell them their law enforcement is no longer welcome in Canada?<br /><br />We are a hair's breadth away from becoming the 51st state in the American drug war.<br /><br />Yar, even speakin' pirate-ese don't make me feel no better.<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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Bush, and seemingly doing little to implement any seriously progressive policies, President Obama has finally given me at least one big reason to support his presidency:<br /><br /><a href="http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2011/03/obamas-make-history-with-homebrewed.html">Homebrewing.</a><br /><br />Excerpt from the <a href="http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/">White House food blog</a>:<br /><blockquote style="font-style: italic;"><span>President </span><span>Obama</span> and <span>First Lady Michelle Obama</span> made culinary history when they served homebrewed <span>White House Honey Ale</span>, made with a pound of honey from the White House Beehive, to guests at [February's] Super Bowl Party.<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span></blockquote><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPgcSthVh70VqmAL-NZpmL0hQiYE9QSXML7IMvGxah_49-tvd-v5lKdosKZfU1ntUrIOq4nWy-UYLsZKFDFGcg8NcN7zSZv5tfWb2KQog2YtW_tahEbqOn-tB4_ahyH2vRDV1cqdgQkSag/s1600/whhalabel%253Asouza.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPgcSthVh70VqmAL-NZpmL0hQiYE9QSXML7IMvGxah_49-tvd-v5lKdosKZfU1ntUrIOq4nWy-UYLsZKFDFGcg8NcN7zSZv5tfWb2KQog2YtW_tahEbqOn-tB4_ahyH2vRDV1cqdgQkSag/s1600/whhalabel%253Asouza.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>I can't believe I'm just hearing about this six months late, but I have to say it's kind of neat to be able to claim I share a hobby with the President of the United States. Well okay, I technically share the hobby with the White House cooking staff, not the President himself, and for them it's actually a job, not a pastime, but at least we shared the same beer style for our first attempt at brewing!<br /><br />(H/T to <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/09/17/white-house-homebrew/#comment-2781988">Balloon Juice</a>)<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-81746315660190714392011-08-31T21:53:00.000-07:002011-08-31T22:56:53.482-07:00Truth (in comic form)My career in online gaming started back in 1988, playing some text-based precursor to StarCraft on a local BBS. My gaming adventures eventually wound through games like NHL '95 PVP over modems, Diablo2 on Battle.net, Counterstrike, up to World Of Warcraft (all PC games, of course - as a true nerd, I don't do consoles).
<br />Having such a lengthy history of online gaming is one of the main reasons I found this comic at the Oatmeal so compelling (click to see the whole thing):
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<br />Family Research Council to those same kids: <a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/frc-blasts-obama-administration-support-it-gets-better-calls-it-immoral-disgusting-perversio">"No, it doesn't, you goddamned queers!"</a>
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<br />Is it any wonder that North American youths are leaving Christianity in droves?
<br /><script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-84955949492664164432011-08-22T11:05:00.000-07:002011-08-22T11:20:05.704-07:00Beer, the "natural health product"Canada, being a weird conglomeration of liberal and conservative ideals, has a lot of restrictions on the production and sale of alcoholic beverages. That same conflicting set of ideals also has led to a relatively unfettered "health product and supplements" industry.
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<br />In my year and a half of brewing beer, I've had a number of people implore me to start selling my homebrew. In an admittedly cursory look into the type of licensing I'd require to begin selling my homemade suds, I've noticed that it looks like a very large and extremely pricey endeavor to obtain permission to produce and sell alcoholic products here in Canada.
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<br />Then I noticed this expired can of energy drink that was gifted to me about two months ago, which wound up being left sitting behind the speakers at my desk. Its label claims that it contains taurine, and is a "natural health product".
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<br />I hate energy drinks. They are basically over-priced sugar water with the extract of some obscure root or leaf that's supposed to either keep you awake, give you some kind of dexterity bonus, or polymorph your penis into the same shape as a tiger's genitals. Most of the herbs are pretty much benign, and of course offer no real effects other than placebo. However, labeling these drinks (not to mention a host of other herbal medicines and remedies, beyond mere sugary beverages) as "natural health products" essentially frees the manufacturer from much responsibility, especially when it comes to efficacy claims and <a href="http://www.skepticnorth.com/2011/02/bankers-buyouts-billionaires-why-big-herba%E2%80%99s-research-deficit-isn%E2%80%99t-about-the-money/">performing tests on the produc</a>t.
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<br />In Canada, natural health products are a relatively unregulated market, especially when compared to pharmaceuticals and alcohol brewing. Although there is a lot of noise coming from the alternative health industry that Bill C-36, passed in 2010, allowed the government to regulate the natural products and supplements industry a lot closer.
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<br />Typically, "health product" claims are fairly nebulous, as most snake oil salespeople always want to avoid assigning any quantifiable and testable quality to their creation that could be used against them, especially in court of law.
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<br />So here's what I'm thinking: Add ginseng, willow bark, dandelion leaves, or some other herb or additive that won't affect flavour or color to my beer, and begin marketing it as a natural health drink. Maybe I can get all the altie health nuts to join me in my crusade against government regulation of my health drink. After all, it's no more than steeped grain and herbs, infused with yeast and left to age for a month before bottling. What could be more natural than that?
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<br />Dandy Lion Pale Ale, anyone? Harnessing the twin powers of yeast and dandelions, it has been anecdotally proven to provide energy, improve joviality, maximize well-being, and has been noted to increase sexual attractiveness. Warning: consuming large quantities of this product can lead to loss of balance and social skills, vomiting and memory vacuums.<script type="text/javascript">var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16972811-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();</script>sinned34http://www.blogger.com/profile/03995070458330162319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997806001489464431.post-53562239591779930602011-08-21T12:45:00.001-07:002011-08-21T12:51:47.015-07:00The response to every theist I've ever metIt seems like any lengthy discussion about I have with a religious person about Christianity and the Bible always contains some comment along the lines of "<span style="font-style: italic;">things are worse now than they've ever been, which is what the Bible predicted for the end times.</span>"
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<br />Thanks to <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/">SMBC</a>, I have a much more succinct rejoinder than my usual response:
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<br />Infuriating, ain't it?
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